Sunday, October 25, 2009

Things I know about life I learned from the Web:


In the tradition of Robert Fulghum's All I Really Need To Know I Learned in Kindergarten, I'm posting something that I wrote back in 2005. This was way before I got addicted to Facebook--for which I'm making a new list. (The pathos and conflict on my News Feed puts it in a class of its own. lol.)


Things I know about life I learned from the Web:




Always remember where to use which password

Your history can catch up with you. Delete cookies.

When you get too far from what you’re looking for, you can always hit Home

Too much of a good thing can be hazardous. Share too many files, and you’ll end up God-knows-where.net

Just as you’re updating your antivirus, someone else is coming up with a more dangerous one that can crash your hard drive

If you’re sure about what you don’t want or need, always remember to Empty Recycle Bin to reclaim disk space

Help/Support is not always on real time

If you happen to perform an illegal operation, system will shut down

If at times you find yourself looking at things that don’t seem to appear the way they should, Refresh

Defrag from time to time

The webcam can be positioned to show the best angles. You only see what you want to see

If you don’t have adequate bandwidth, expect some downtime

You have the power to create links, but there are times when your search leads to unavailable. . . and you may need to adjust your security settings

You get more hits from passersby

Your social network profile is sometimes more interesting to your enemies than it is to your friends :P

If you feel that you need an emotional or creative outlet and a place where your opinion matters, where YOU matter, create your own blog

If you need assurance that you’re not alone and that you’re normal, read THEIR blogs

*****

If in doubt, Google

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