Things I know about life I learned from the Web:
Always remember where to use which password
Your history can catch up with you. Delete cookies.
When you get too far from what you’re looking for, you can always hit Home
Too much of a good thing can be hazardous. Share too many files, and you’ll end up God-knows-where.net
Just as you’re updating your antivirus, someone else is coming up with a more dangerous one that can crash your hard drive
If you’re sure about what you don’t want or need, always remember to Empty Recycle Bin to reclaim disk space
Help/Support is not always on real time
If you happen to perform an illegal operation, system will shut down
If at times you find yourself looking at things that don’t seem to appear the way they should, Refresh
Defrag from time to time
The webcam can be positioned to show the best angles. You only see what you want to see
If you don’t have adequate bandwidth, expect some downtime
You have the power to create links, but there are times when your search leads to unavailable. . . and you may need to adjust your security settings
You get more hits from passersby
Your social network profile is sometimes more interesting to your enemies than it is to your friends :P
If you feel that you need an emotional or creative outlet and a place where your opinion matters, where YOU matter, create your own blog
If you need assurance that you’re not alone and that you’re normal, read THEIR blogs
*****
If in doubt, Google
Your history can catch up with you. Delete cookies.
When you get too far from what you’re looking for, you can always hit Home
Too much of a good thing can be hazardous. Share too many files, and you’ll end up God-knows-where.net
Just as you’re updating your antivirus, someone else is coming up with a more dangerous one that can crash your hard drive
If you’re sure about what you don’t want or need, always remember to Empty Recycle Bin to reclaim disk space
Help/Support is not always on real time
If you happen to perform an illegal operation, system will shut down
If at times you find yourself looking at things that don’t seem to appear the way they should, Refresh
Defrag from time to time
The webcam can be positioned to show the best angles. You only see what you want to see
If you don’t have adequate bandwidth, expect some downtime
You have the power to create links, but there are times when your search leads to unavailable. . . and you may need to adjust your security settings
You get more hits from passersby
Your social network profile is sometimes more interesting to your enemies than it is to your friends :P
If you feel that you need an emotional or creative outlet and a place where your opinion matters, where YOU matter, create your own blog
If you need assurance that you’re not alone and that you’re normal, read THEIR blogs
*****
If in doubt, Google
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